NEVER CLOSE THE YEARBOOK
I STUDIED MILITARY HISTORY IN COLLEGE AND WROTE (AND ILLUSTRATED) SOME COOL STUFF. I GRADUATED A FEW YEARS AGO, BUT YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HISTORY GETS OLD?
THE GRAPHIC NOVEL MEMOIR TO END ALL GRAPHIC NOVEL MEMOIRS
IN WHICH I GROOM ROBERT DUVALL TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY BUSINESS
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THE BATTLE THAT CHANGED THE COURSE OF WWII AND BROKE THE HEART OF WARTIME PUBLIC OPINION, AS TOLD BY ITS SURVIVORS
EVERY MOVIE IS A VIETNAM WAR MOVIE WHEN YOU'RE A MILITARY HISTORIAN
PICTURED BELOW: THE ULTIMATE TUNNEL RAT TOOL (PENCIL ON REVERSE OF THEOLOGY NOTES, MELINA TESTIN, 2020)
I WAS THE ONLY CIVILIAN IN THIS CLASS, AND THE ARMY HAS NEVER SEEN AN AAR WRITTEN AND SUBMITTED FASTER
AN ALL-BUSINESS ASSESSMENT OF MILITARY LEADERSHIP IN WWII THAT HAD CAPTAIN REEDER ASKING, "TESTIN, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO JOIN ROTC?"
WHEN ASKED BY THE US SANITARY COMMISSION IF HIS TROOPS HAD ENOUGH VEGETABLES AT VICKSBURG, GRANT REPORTEDLY REPLIED, "THE VEGETABLES? WE LEFT THEM ON THE BATTLEFIELD AT JACKSON."
WHILE YOU WERE FARBING IT UP ON YOUR CIVIL WARGASM ROADTRIP, I STUDIED THE SIEGE OF VICKSBURG
HUE-STED OPPORTUNITY: THIS IS MY PAPER. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
FULL METAL JACKET (1987) IS A TERRIBLY LAME AND DISAPPOINTING DEPICTION OF THE BATTLE OF HUE; FULL METAL JACKET (1987) IS ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE. SOMETHING SOMETHING THE DUALITY OF MAN...
QUEEN MATILDA
GET THEE TO THE NUNNERY!
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: IRISH MYTH
I WONDER IF YOU KNOW
HOW THEY LIVE IN DONEGAL
ULYSSES S. GRANT MEMORIAL, LINCOLN PARK
WELCOME TO CHICAGO WHERE THE GRANT MONUMENT IS IN LINCOLN PARK AND THERE'S A LINCOLN MONUMENT IN GRANT PARK... AND GRANT'S HORSE IS ALSO REALLY JACKED FOR SOME REASON
ORIGIN OF AMERICAN WAR IN VIETNAM
HOW IT STARTED...
AMERICAN WAR IN VIETNAM
...HOW IT WENT
NO MIDDLE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE EAST
THE DEEP END: ANTICOMMUNISM, RMA, POLITICAL SCIENCE
SLAVERY, PATERNALISTIC? FIDDLE-DEE-DEE!
THIS JUST IN: SLAVERY WAS BAD
CYCLE OF COMMON ENEMIES
BLUT UND EISEN
SOMETHING IN THE WATER
WHEN TOLD HIS 1994 NOVEL CLOSING TIME WAS BLATANT PLAGIARISM OF DR. STRANGELOVE (1964), JOSEPH HELLER RESPONDED, "I KNOW, BUT I DECIDED TO IGNORE IT."
HOW NOT TO MAKE ITALIANS
GO TO ITALY AND ASK ABOUT THE RISORGIMENTO. THEY'LL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
BECOMING IL DUCE
THIS IS WHAT THE ITALIANS CALL THE RISOR-BENITO
FASCISM FANATICISM
IS THIS THE ONE ABOUT MUSSOLINI'S EVIL EYE?
POWS: PRISONERS OF WAR AND PERCEPTIONS OF WORTH
SHOUT OUT TO THE LOST JOURNALS OF MY FRIEND WILLIAM C. CHANSKY FOR THEIR INVALUABLE ROLE IN THE RESEARCH FOR THIS PAPER
TRAVELLERS IN THE THIRD REICH REVIEW
YOU KINDA HAD TO BE THERE